Oh Jesus I'm going to die... oh no phew, the driver pulled back in.
Wait, is this lycra? Oh crap I can see my nipples.
Please be able to speak English, please be able to speak English... "Wakarimasuka" Crap.
If you bark one more time, I'm going to...
Someone put your hand up, please. Oh please. Maybe if I pretend one of them has, they'll think they have...
Hehe, that was an innuendo and he doesn't even realise.
Hehe and another one.
Or maybe he does realise, oooohh
Please no personal questions, please no personal questions, "Yes, ask anything!" Please no personal questions.